Sunday, December 28, 2008

Things...

A Few Things...

What in the F*CK am I going to wear on my birthday? Better yet...where will I be partying on my birthday? Gracious....Barack is throwing major shade on my 25th...which is great...but also kinda sucks...who has $1000 for a VIP table...I mean...SHEEESH

My Christmas gifts are late...and although it's slightly childish to pout...can you blame me?

So I'm late, as usual, with TV shows that rock...and I've found my new favorite show...WEEDS!!..I'm almost done streaming the entire first season...and I'm anxious to get to the season where Mary Kate Olsen is doing her thing....dooooo doooo dooooo doooooo

MARY JANE!


Thursday, December 25, 2008

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!






I'm right where I want to be...with some of the people I love the most and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Merry Christmas!!

<3 Chocklit



Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Shameful



...if this was my daughter...i'd be proud...in a sick and twisted way

you betta work baby diva!

shame on me

Looky What I Can Do!


color splash by chocklit~socialite

so now that i've found polyvore...i will live on it...it's amazing to see the creativity of others...and its fun to try my hand...also...it's a wonderful tool to use in outfit planning...let's hear it for innovative ideas and the internet!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Narcissist Much?

Brrrrrrr.....



it's rather windy and grey out today...

Monday, November 24, 2008

a point in the right direction?

where do you go when everything around you is getting on your nerves? this is why people turn to hard drugs and booze...i need to escape to the library and find several interesting 2000 page books

also...i need to blog more...it's good for venting and linking

i've made some fukkin awesome purchases offa ebay in the past few weeks

hmmm...what else is on my brain?

nothing really...i could go for some crab legs and some green olives...and some cheesecake...*no i'm no pregnant*

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

...Say Hello





America is finally ready for CHANGE.






Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Totally Effin Fierce....

Sasha that is!...WERK B!



Tuesday, October 21, 2008

SOMEBODY...ANYBODY...


Please find me more pictures of Kelly Osbourne in this outfit at the SPIKE TV's 2008 Scream Awards...Thanks in advance

Monday, October 20, 2008

Lotus Night


*giggles* ....ok so i just love the fact that i bought this dress offa ebay...and i wore it to thena's bday party back in april...but it worked just fine for a lil tuesday night canoodling too...
Note: I'm not ashy...that flash got me TOTALLY EFFIN FUKKED UP...hahahhaahha

Eh...Project Runway Blues

I'm pissed because Kenley, despite her silly attitude, should have won Project Runway...no shade on Korto or Leanne...but...*sigh* I didn't feel any energy from either of them

I don't even have the energy to post each of the ladies' final looks....but head over to www.bravotv.com to view it all...

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Crocodile Smile!

Missoni <3

Monday, October 6, 2008

Simply Amazing

Salma....O Dear....You're A Dream

America, the beautiful, you make me proud to have hips that don't lie...this outfit is delish!

source

Because In My Fantasy World...

I'd own both pair of these tomorrow....

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Ex - Factor

It could all be so simple
But you'd rather make it hard
Loving you is like a battle
And we both end up with scars
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

Is this just a silly game
That forces you to act this way
Forces you to scream my name
Then pretend that you can't stay
Tell me, who I have to be
To get some reciprocity
No one loves you more than me
And no one ever will

No matter how I think we grow
You always seem to let me knowIt ain't workin'
It ain't workin'
And when I try to walk away
You'd hurt yourself to make me stay
This is crazy
This is crazy

I keep letting you back in
How can I explain myself
As painful as this thing has been
I just can't be with no one else
See I know what we got to do
You let go and I'll let go too
'Cause no one's hurt me more than you
And no one ever will

No matter how I think we grow
You always seem to let me knowIt ain't workin'
It ain't workin'
And when I try to walk away
You'd hurt yourself to make me stay
This is crazy
This is crazy

Care for me, care for me
I know you care for me
There for me, there for me
Said you'd be there for me
Cry for me, cry for me
You said you'd die for me
Give to me, give to me
Why won't you live for me

~Lauryn Hill

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Sooooo....

i'm sick...and it sux

that is all

<3

Chocklit

*cough & sneeze*

Friday, September 19, 2008

<3<3<3<3 & XXX & XOXOXOXO

Good Gracious!!!!
...All I Can Say Is That I'm Clinging To My Heterosexuality By Mere Strands Looking At Eva Mendes...She's Like....PERFECTION complete with sexy lips...amazing legs...and bedroom eyes
YUMMMY

Thursday, September 18, 2008

SWAGGA LIKE PUFF!

LMAO...Puff is silly


Pt 1

Friday, September 12, 2008

Elle Covershoot - J.Lo Style

I mean....first of all...i'm not even a J. Lo stan...yes she's a sexy latina goddess...and she's fabulous and she always gives me palpitations when she's on anyones redcarpet...but she's off my radar more often than not....with that being said....this bytch rocked Elle for the cover story this month!!...YUMMMMMM


J. Lo & Donatella Versace (Talk About Sexy Azz Bytches!...WORK)



J. Lo & Diane Von Furstenberg (I Love DVP and The Colors In This Pic Are AMAZING)


J. Lo in Marchesa (She Looks Like A Cupcake Princess!!)



Thursday, September 11, 2008

Project Runway Ep. 9 Recap.....GO!

Oh yes…not only were the looks supposed to be Avant Garde, but also be inspired by one of the 12 astrological signs of the zodiac...


Looks That I Adored~





Oh Jerell....Victory Is/Was Sweet, No? I love you endlessly...as in...your personality...it's fun...and your style is quirky and uniquely you....WORK...that jacket needs to be MINE!


I'm not being funny...Mail It!





I mean...Joe...u put'cha toe into this design...it's gorgeous....breathtaking...beautiful....etc. etc.





Suede...I <3 This...the judges were a bit catty...but it's ok...u didn't get kicked off...and i love the flowy and pretty colored fabric!

Looks That Baffled, Confused, and Enraged Me~




I don't know what this means Blayne, but er-um....its's ugly...i mean...look at the crotch...i'll throw up






*giggles* M. Kors called it a Voodoo Priestess From Hell....hahahahahahah....and i agree...that skirt fabric was not cute either...and furthermore, i'm glad that Two-Face Bitchin Azz Terri is gone...what a yucky stank attitude





Yeah so this creation makes me sad and upset on various levels...i normally adore Kenley...but she's a bytch...a huge one and tries to argue down everything....not cute...learn how to take advice and critic graciously dear....cuz that stank defensive face u be makin isn't what's poppin....secondly WTF is this...no no...im serious....cuz what does it mean....and im appalled cuz u had the nerve to try and rep aquarians.....don't ever disrespect my sign again homegirl...cuz that shyt don't represent nothing i stand for


*gags*


<3

Chocklit

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

ERRRR?

So hold on...I just read this...and I'm confused


Yes....some college student is autioning off her maidenhead to the highest bidder

...cuz I could have sworn that's called prostitution


smh



Looks I <3




U BETTA WORK JADA....She's Breathtaking and her outfit is TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC!


Eva Mendez....U Sexy Delicious Kitty Cat Vixen!....U Make Me Wanna Leave The One I'm With...And Start A New Relationship With You...It's What You Do

LOL



Pink.....HONEY WORK!!!!



Mz. Posh...Your New Pixie Is The Bees Knees

*FLATLINES*



Sweet Baby Jesus!!...I Need These...I'm Serious

*My bday is January 23, so I'll be collecting $$ donations until them*

That is all

<3

Chocklit

Friday, September 5, 2008

Diane Von Furstenberg! ~ Project Runway Ep. 8



So designers...whip up a fabulous frock for the legendary and fabuloso and TOTALLY EFFIN CHIC Ms. DVF!



First of all...Leanne is makin it rain...I love her space cadet ass...and she won that LAST TWO CHALLENGES....WORK!



Korto my love...no shade...cuz you always produce...but you better not let Leanne/Terri/Kenley sneak up on you...cuz those bytches can produce a look...I DO ADORE THE YELLOW THO!



I <3 Kenley!...this dress is perfect on like 1,000 levels...SHOULD HAVE DRAPED MISSY...next time you'll learn...you have to merge you and what the judges are looking for...ps...you are the most delicious pin up red lip rockin cutie pie ever!

Happy Belated B-Day, BEY!

I mean...What Can I Say??

Mrs. Sean Carter!!!!!!

What A Year Honey....AND I CAN'T WAIT TIL NOVEMBER!!!!!!!



"I'm over being a pop star," she says. "I don't wanna be a hot girl. I wanna be iconic. And I feel like I've accomplished a lot.

"I feel like I'm highly respected, which is more important than any award or any amount of records," she adds. "And I feel like there comes a point when being a pop star is not enough."

~ Beyonce, Marie Claire (Britain, October '08)



*drools*

Just one more...cuz I <3 this sexxy classy broad!

Democrats Rock Out....

With Their Cocks Out!!!!



*giggles*

<3 Chocklit

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Grrrrrrrrr

I <3 Hayden Panettiere just like Miley Cyrus...she's all cute n wholesome looking...with just a dash of sex kitten...well...a big heaping glop in this pic...but don't u just want to hug her...and I adore the fact that she dates that cute lil pale skinny guy from heroes and is like 12 years younger...but she's not a SLOREMASTER...that's refreshing...Fabulous Sexxy Look Mz. P....WORK!



MENA SUVARI ROX MI SOX! and that's final...i'll have to build a collage of her sometime in the future...that hair is cute as crap...and her LBD (lil black dress for the slowbies) is killer....YUM....2 Snaps Mz. Mena

Wanna Be On Top?

Gosh Darned Right I Do!!!!

Yes Yes Yes Ya'll! Mz. Tyra Is Back At It Again Tonight @ 8...YAY!!!!!!



That Bytch Is Totally Effin Chic By The Way....but we already knew that...WORK TYRA!

OMG...and if my arse isn't tickled the cutest shade of pink already...My Blond Bombshell Heidi Klum is on tonight with Project Runway @ 9

I might go into shock!!!!

in other news...my $$$ is hysterical right now loves...but never fear...i'm on that grind...so new pix with a new cam are soon to come *i hope*

I have a 100% and a 91% in each of my college courses! *hi-fives to myself*

Barak Obama WILL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

YES...Jesus Loves Me....YOU MAD?

hehehe

<3 Chocklit